My reading behavior has been beyond approach lately and I am quite tempted to excuse it with “Oh, I am an investment banker, I work such long hours”. Don’t even get me started on the pride with which investment bankers share the hours they work it. As if it is the greatest accomplishment in life to be in the office from 9 until infinity.

Anyways, I have been bad myself, reading a book every week (in the good weeks) and writing reviews every once in a while (when I actually feel I want to see a computer again).

This doesn’t mean, however, that my so called wisdom has dried out. I am still one of those people that probably most of my friends have banned from Facebook newsfeed because once in a while I feel like sharing a deeply profound status. I am not sure what people’s opinion is (frankly I don’t know if I care) but I feel I need to cast some opposition to the following:

1. Annoying pictures of cute bears, babies, dogs, cats, mice, whatever
2. Pictures of coffee accompanied by “Good morning, it’s Monday. Have a wonderful week everybody”. Monday by far is the worst day of the week and I strongly believe it should be banned. It actually makes me sick seeing those positive people on a Monday morning when I fucking wonder why the alarm has rung only a few minutes after I went to bed.
3. Dramatic statuses (i.e you don’t love me but you lose because I am… and I am strong enough and….just play Cher’s Strong Enough and you get the point)
4. Endless 9gag postings – yes, I love 9gag myself, I can go there if I want, I don’t need to see it constantly.
5. Pictures from the seaside – Now this is entirely personal but people I AM STUCK IN THE OFFICE PLEASE DON’T SHOW ME HOW MUCH FUN YOU ARE HAVING!

So I feel by far that my occasional “wisdom” statuses are actually doing some good. First, I avoid being overdramatic. Second, I assume it would be nice to read something profound you haven’t hear (most probably) before. Third, I know I am sounding overconfident, but come on, I do have some cool statuses.

Going back (finally, this has been one annoying word vomit) to Words of Wisdom vol. 3

I am indeed a king because I know how to rule myself.
~Pietro Aretino

The worst mistakes are made by people who have no doubts.
~my Risk Management lecturer at HEC

“Men have forgotten this truth,” said the fox. “But you must not forget it. You become forever responsible for what you have tamed.”
~The Little Prince

There was only one catch and that was Catch 22, which specified that a concern for ones own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn’t have to; but if he didn’t want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
~Catch 22 Joseph Heller

Nobody can face the world with their eyes open all the time.
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Most of what matters in your life takes place in your absence.
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“You be respectable sister,” she said, “Me, I’ll be alive.”
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I no longer want to be anything except what who I am. Who what am I? My answer: I am the sum total of everything that went before me, of all I have been seen done, of everything done-to-me. I am everyone everything whose being-in-the-world affected was affected by mine. I am anything that happens after I’ve gone, which would not have happened if I had not come. Nor am I particularly exceptional in this matter; each “I”, everyone of the now six-hundred-million-plus of us, contains a similar multitude. I repeat for the last time: to understand me, you’ll have to swallow a world.
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Memory has its own special kind. It selects, eliminates, alters, exaggerates, minimizes, glorifies, and wilifies also; but in the end it creates its own reality, its heterogeneous but usually coherent version of events; and no same human being ever trusts someone else’s version more than his own.
~ Midnight’s Children Salman Rushdie

-“Just remember that the things you put into your head are there forever,” he said. “You might want to think about that.”
-“You forget some things, don’t you?”
-“Yes. You forget what you want to remember and remember what you want to forget.”
~The Road Cormac McCarthy

It’s good that you feel pain. If it stopped hurting, you’d have something seriously wrong with you.
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If you can love someone with your whole heart, even one person, the there’s salvation in life. Even if you can’t get together.
~1Q84 Haruki Murakami

…and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge.
~ A Clash of Kings George R.R. Martin

Words of Wisdom vol.1
Words of Wisdom vol.2